Hedgefont's Reverse Pyramid of Power

Hedgefont's Reverse Pyramid of Power

0. Personal bondage and dependence
1. Personal liberty and control
2. Nationalized collective power organization
3. Nationalized authoritarian power consolidation
4. Planetary rule, one government, one tongue, one currency
5. Galaxy rule, one god
6. Universal rule, omnipotence (mother of god)
7. Infinite Omnipotence (IO)
8. Being everything cyclically
9. Moving freely in non-linear time
10. Micro control of every occurance
11. Subliminal control of all thoughts in the multiverse
12. Professed universal dominance of all time and space (PUDOATS)
13. [Known only to level 12]

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