The Chronicles of Granny In The Bed

The following document was found lodged under a file cabinet in Berlin at the exact location where Adolf Hitler was captured on April 30, 1945.  Do to the extreme controversy surrounding this document, it will be housed at an undisclosed location and no one will ever be able to view it.  That will include investigative journalists who are always meddling with history. The document itself is 50 pages long.  We could not find a translator who we could trust, so we used a word-for-word translating program called "Almost Write", invented by our technical consultant B.J. Aardmark.  Aardmark died of mysterious causes shortly after he turned in the final working model of his system.  His family and community disowned him, and anyway, he was not sane so he probably killed himself.  We have word from trusted sources that Aardmark was a Soviet spy in a time when Soviet spying was really a thing.  No one should assume that just because he died mysteriousl...