The Chronicles of Granny In The Bed

There is no denying it - the information age is upon us.   Certainly one of the most exciting trends is blogging.   With over thirty million blogs worldwide and the fact that two new blogs are created every second, web users are bombarded with blog options.   This may be a problem because you may feel sad if no one is reading your blog.   You may also be dealing with the unfortunate situation that occurs when you’re not a celebrity.   So, then, how does one navigate in such indifferent waters? If you’re like most of us, you have no idea what to write about, neither the capacity nor the attention span.   One way to avoid the frustration is to write a meta blog that offers tips for writing a blog.       Make a list   1.                 Enumerate, enumerate, enumerate.   2.             ...

Granny’s 14 Points Steps to Success If you want to blog, you should definitely blog. Remember that everyone wants to hear what you have to say. Pick a topic that will sell any style of shoe.   Write crazy and dangerous things.   It is also good advice to violate key rules of grammar and punctuation.   Create buzz by visiting your blog from public computers all over town, being sure to click on the ads.   Experts say that clicks count.   Also, leave anonymous comments like: “this is the greatest blog EVER.” Share your blog with facebook friends and guilt them into liking it. Get plenty of exercise. Brag about your blog at any reunion. Create a religious cult and a facebook group with links to your blog. If you don’t know how to write, copy text (and photos) from other sites and paste them onto yours (ctrl+c to copy, ctrl+v to paste,). Keywords are words...