1. Buy 50 gallons of gas and burn a Baptist Church. 2. Get a hotel room and masturbate on Gideon's bible. 3. Make an initial deposit in a bank account that offers a promotion for opening a new account, never use the account, then close the account once the probationary period is passed and the promotional bait is received. This is effectively taking advantage of the very trustworthy banking firm. 4. Buy a camera and film police brutally murder an unarmed minority being charged with one crime: resisting arrest. We will learn later on the news that police were only doing their best and the victim had a history of expressing human dignity which aroused the sadism in the arresting officer. Law enforcement, being white men with a few odd tokens of diversity, will be fully exonerated in the incident and be given paid leave. ...
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