The Chronicles of Granny In The Bed

     An author sat on the edge of her bed and began typing an epic blog.  Thinking nothing of it, she pressed the tab key with her left pinky.  With extreme accuracy, she pressed the "A" key with her left pinky, carefully holding down the right shift key at the same time with her right ring finger.  To illustrate the point, she pressed the "N" key with her right index finger.  Referencing a previous move, she pressed the space bar with her right thumb.  Consequently, she pressed the "A" key with her left pinky.  So, she pressed the "U" key with her right index finger.  As icing on the cake, she pressed the "T" key with her left index finger.  In a split second, she pressed the "H" key with her right index finger.  To add to the toll, she pressed the "O" key with her right ring finger.  Showing disregard for time constraints, she pressed the "R" key with her left index finger.  Not to be outdone, she presse...