The Chronicles of Granny In The Bed

by Della Ridge, guest-writer Never have so many died for so much to gain so little of the crumbs that were left for so few.   You cannot friend someone you don’t know or you will be punished. What Nazi spin-off thought up this rule? Doesn’t it all sound a bit Orwellian and somewhat Dickian ? Who should be charged with war crimes ? Are we to be tested like Job ? Will this be yet another poignant case where the bad men all get away with it and we only find out after top-secret documents are furtively leaked to the newspaper? So many unanswered rhetorical questions. O ne-percenters be like I, the author, performed fifteen minutes of online wiki-intense research and found out that three-time loser Barcus Leech was that mastermind of the dark conspiracy to keep friend requests and friend replies to an absolute minimum on social media.   This is the man who originally restricted use of his fashion-of-the-day blab site to university elite.   It shou...

Caracas - It was reported Thursday in News Weekly that mutated computer viruses are infecting human beings and other lower apes at an alarming rate.   The announcement came during an Illuminati rally held Friday in Perth.   Sources close to The Bilderberg have said that the organization has known about Amphibious Digital Particle Viruses (ADPV), the most notorious of the Class 5 technovirus families, for some time.   “We may have even developed them,” said Roberto Carlos, a Bilderberg serpent-head and secret world police officer, “However, because we are secretive, we cannot be certain of that or much else.   All we know is ADPV's do exist and that they are particularly awful.” According to Carlos, 979 cases have been reported in and around Caracas since Sunday.   Nearby La Paz is believed to be at the epicenter of the outbreak, which has a reported 117% effective death rate, killing even those who have only heard about the ...

Fluoride, GMO dust, aspartame, and wheat gluten have been found in chemtrails according to Info Bilk and may be linked to fibromyalgia, acid reflux, leprosy, and super-intense brain control according to alternative media giant Arthur Hillenburg Front, notable research affiliate of the NAZZZCO Medical Group.   The announcement came three hours after an assembly event in Ireland. Held in secret, the summit took place in Belfast Thursday.   No one was able to attend, citing vague prior engagements, but it is rumored that an alternate impromptu session was held in the outskirts of Cleveland, at a location believed to be Front's studio apartment.   However, members were not allowed to comment and were quickly placed in cryogenic suspension.   It is believed drones have been equipped with chemtrail emitters, the extent of which is not known but is estimated to be “bigtime” with strong ties to reptilian agents of The Bilderberg.    “This is the most i...