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Spanish Insults To Hurl at Donald and Melania Trump Anytime You Feel Like It

baboso mentiroso slug liar
sucio mentiroso filthy liar
pedazo de basura piece of trash
pedazo de mierda piece of shit
cerdo asqueroso                     filthy pig
bueno para nada good for nothing
imbeciles                              idiot
bruja ignorante ignorant witch
pinches gringos                     insignificant U.S. citizens
chingate guey                       fuck yourself asshole
chupa mi verga give me felatio
cogete un burro go fuck a donkey
pendejo         asshole
me vale verga I don't give a fuck
puta                                     prostitute
pinche mamon         fucking cocksucker
puerco echado laying pig
vales verga you're worthless
beso mi culo kiss my ass
chichona                               large breast girl
cojes delfinos you fuck dolphins
pendeja                                 bitch
pito chiquito small dick
su polla es una foto pequeña   your dick is a tiny stinkbug
sapo de bocaza                      loudmouth toad
payaso ridiculo ridiculous clown
mi peor enemigo                   my worst enemy
payaso de culo                       ass clown
reina sombra shady queen
cochino / cochina filthy person
codicioso cerdo                       greedy pig
loco naranja                             orange crazy man
ladrón indecente                      indecent thief
anciano feo                              ugly old man
estupido                                   stupid
ramera perra                            bitch whore
puto barato                              cheap male prostitute
tonto básico                             basic fool
monstruo necio                        foolish monster
retrasado incrédulo                  incredulous jackass

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