Dr. Foxy shows up in Keloland to explain how people are starting to become a little too arrogant

The Doctor of All Things, Dr. Rudimentis Foxy, was on stage at Keloland Circustown Arena Friday after sunset to spread the message he has wanted to for years.  His keynote message was a firebrand against arrogance.

"I came to see Dr. Foxy," said a watcher who sat in a seat on the floor of the auditorium, "so, that is why I am here."

"Dr. Foxy is in Keloland," said a side piece after raising his hand and being acknowledged to speak.  

There was a harsh tone as Dr. Foxy asked all men to leave their women and children at the home front doing chores.  Meanwhile, a team of Foxy loyalists took everyone's phones (many complained they were never returned, Dr. Foxy commented later, "that is the way it goes.")

"I came out to listen to what Dr. Foxy is going to describe," said some t-shirt around the back row, "so, that is why I showed.  I don't know about everyone else, I've never met them.  The crowd is unknown to one another."

"I heard about it on the newspaper that I saw while I was waiting for the Keloland Opera Bus line," said Tommy Koncho of the Southside Keloland Trubadors, a group that purposefully mispelled their name, "I heard about it, then I says, why not just go to the event, as the advertisement that I witnessed gave a time, plus a date, but then, the kicker, the location of the event!  I practically had to show."

"I've lived in Keloland for better on 8 years, and in all that stretch of time, I ain't never seen anything like it," said a worker who asked that we disguise his voice and cover his face.

Dr. Foxy took the stage and quickly arrested a group in the front row.

"Those men are going to prison," said Dr. Foxy, "and that is because of why I am here.  I am here today to teach all of you to quit being arrogant.  Quit thinking you know everything.  That group, they are not even from Keloland, you see."

The crowd lit into a rambunctious tirade that lasted 18 and half minutes, as they all pulled out flags and lit canvases of their enemies flags, and sang all their songs.  Dr. Foxy stood with the look of a proud man, with the attitude of a very stern individual, with the look of someone like John Wayne raised to the power of John Wayne's balls.  Just significantly less in size.

"You all gotta stop it.  I saw you all, acting arrogant.  Let me tell you something about arrogance.  Arrogance is a term that means you ain't got your shit together.  Arrogance means you don't got true grit, you swine.  I have swine that are more or less better than that, give or take.  Look, stop being arrogant, that is the only reason I even showed up here today at 8 PM at the Keloloand Circustown Arena or whatever place this is."

"I got what I came for," said a lady who was walking with her servants who tended her every need, "I was wondering before all of this, is it okay to be arrogant?  And I wasn't sure.  Well, Dr. Foxy sure gave me a reason to stop it, and to look out for it.  I betcha those men he arrested, something like 50 of them, they were all just too arrogant and proud to admit they were evil criminals.  Probably embarrassed to admit it, but Dr. Foxy, you know, like we say, Oh Thank Heavens for Dr. Foxy.  I'm glad he helped me get rid of that old phone that never works.  Smart phone.  HUH!"

For my part, I too took away something from Dr. Foxy's lecture.  I am so proud he chose me to be in the audience, when he told the WRRE Keloland 108.2 to explain the directions and the exact time of the speech, and then, when he allowed me to buy a ticket, where I agreed that attending the event was "at your own risk" and implied no legal requirement of protection in any way, shape, or form from anyone associated to Dr. Foxy or the Foxy Partisans.  All in all, the world is a better place because Dr. Foxy.