Dr. Steady Speaks at Carpenter

Below is a transcript of a speech delivered by Dr. Mary Steady of the Archana Research Department of the Trilogy Center Column:

"We can't go on together with suspicious minds.  This has to end today.  You KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU FOOLS!"

"A nation cannot go on like this.  When you have one person holding up justice - when you have two states.  Now, we are a divided state, and it is caused by one man and the idiots who support him."

"I am not talking about myself.  I am talking about none other than you-know-who I mean.  He lives in our society like a germ.  He is a sudsy virus taking up a stubborn residence in the pristine cavities of a nasal nativity.  This is an EXISTENTIAL CRISIS you TERRIBLY BLIND masses!"

"I cannot no longer stand this!  We cannot have two narratives.  It is going to derail us on the long leg of the trip.  It is fixing to explode in the caboose!  We have to do something to stop it.  We can no longer pretend our vote or our voice matter.  IT IS FOR OUR GUNS TO DECIDE!"

"The other side is loading slugs embedding behind sandbags.  Are you going to sit there and wait until they get all ready to slaughter us?  Okay, then you are part of it, we know what to do.  As they say, Comrade Wolf knows which one to eat!  I say, comrade wolf knows which one to eat you unbelievable heap of sleeping deafness!"

"COLORLESS GREEN IDEAS SLEEP FURIOUSLY."

"Everyday, we go deeper down this Barnumesque dystopia.  A GERMAN NAZI won't give up.  In the olden days, we would have done what we do to all NAZIS - zip them up in a bag.  Even vile Hitler, who I watched cry in his last minutes before kingdom come.  Come, zombie, and be flesh.  Drink from the thirst of your mind - Eat of the hunger in your heart.  Walk!"

"Now, march for freedom.  March for justice.  March for Kingdom Come, when death stalkers are gravemarkers that we desecrate by the revelry from the drunken high times in the aftermath.  When all NAZIS ARE DEAD and finished, when the last of them is repenting for mercy down a gray maudlin purgatory."