The Chronicles of Granny In The Bed

Vril to hire 10,000 pilots for chemtrail program; President Obama announces White House worked with Boeing to develope chemtrails that are invisible to the eyes.   Phoenix – The Vril Society announced Friday that it is seeking to hire ten thousand pilots in launching its newest push to enslave the world’s population using controversial chemtrails.   The revelation came at a private dinner in a secret location believed to be an alien spaceport.   Potential candidates are urged to submit a resume and cover letter to www.vril.org.eu before January 15.     A local mother points out chemtrails to her shocked family. “We just weren’t using enough gas,” said Green Bishop, a former chairperson of The Rand Corporation during a webinar on ureachforit.org Sunday, “adding pilots is like the best thing we can do.   Think about it.”  Bishop went on to say that each plane will be equipped with tons of Sargon...

Bangor - The war will begin in Kaesong according to Agent Dennis Rodman who was to speak at a meeting with high brass of the Illuminati just hours ago. The main topic of discussion was the final war.  Rodman was sidelined during a warm-up, having been placed on the injured reserve list. The rebound artist is expected to be healthy next week in time for Washington’s televised face-off with Syria which could decide who has the home-field disadvantage throughout the playoffs.   Prime Minister Shinzō Abe of Japan spoke at a meeting of the Rothschild Foundation Saturday, revealing that he is the person behind the internet hoax that involves typing the number 1 and seeing what happens. He said one evening it just came to him th at people would type the number 1 and nothing would happen. However, he had no comment on Pyongyang.   Ida Bitter, a spokesperson for Monsanto, has said that the group would be willing stop developing genetically modified foods if it ...

Perplexing photograph that many believe turned up in Smack Dab only recently Smack Dab - A photograph was discovered circulating the streets of Smack Dab Monday portraying nine black-robed individuals, four standing and five seated in wooden chairs.  The group members all appeared to be over 50 as they posed in front of a red velvet curtain.  No one is certain exactly who they are. “They must be very serious people,” said Eli Crooked, a hotdog vendor on the city’s south side, adding, “Each one looks extremely dangerous in his own unique way.” Six were men, one clinching his fist with a menacing glance, one matter-of-fact, another satisfied, one wearing a big smile, an elderly bald man having trouble holding his head upright, and one standing who seems to be expressing the emotion “can you believe this?” or some mix of shock and indignation.   Three were women, two smiling pleasantly and one who looked as if she were not sure where she was or why ...

The wordsmith industry is dauntingly exclusive. I recently coined a term: “Quaternary Source”.   A quaternary source is a tertiary source created via a wiki.   The prime example of a quaternary source is wikipedia.   It is a good starting off point, but the information is not always accurate.  Thus it is a step below an encyclopedia or dictionary written by a team of fancy-pants scholars.     My phrase was rejected by the very forum that I was attempting to define.   Apparently, I am not allowed to coin terms, not having a writer’s license, being unpublishable.   If I were publishable, I would make up as many words as I could.   That is a hopeless dream now.   Without a reliable source, wikipedia contributors have deleted my entry for “Quaternary Sources”, refusing to accept the citation of this blog.   This is what was posted on my talk page:    Oh, fate why must you be so cruel! ...

Fluoride, GMO dust, aspartame, and wheat gluten have been found in chemtrails according to Info Bilk and may be linked to fibromyalgia, acid reflux, leprosy, and super-intense brain control according to alternative media giant Arthur Hillenburg Front, notable research affiliate of the NAZZZCO Medical Group.   The announcement came three hours after an assembly event in Ireland. Held in secret, the summit took place in Belfast Thursday.   No one was able to attend, citing vague prior engagements, but it is rumored that an alternate impromptu session was held in the outskirts of Cleveland, at a location believed to be Front's studio apartment.   However, members were not allowed to comment and were quickly placed in cryogenic suspension.   It is believed drones have been equipped with chemtrail emitters, the extent of which is not known but is estimated to be “bigtime” with strong ties to reptilian agents of The Bilderberg.    “This is the most i...

If you think a million years is a long time, consider this, there is believed to be 3 zettabytes (a zettabyte is one billion trillion or 10²¹ bytes) of digital data stored in the world.  Nick Goldman and Ewan Birney, a couple of scientists from the European Bioinformatics Institute near Cambridge, claim that by encoding and storin g it in DNA they could theoretically fit all the information of the world in the back of a truck. A drawback is that the cost would be over $10,000 per megabyte.  It is also slow to read and write, taking as long as a week to upload or download a song.  However, the cost is expected to drop significantly just as the speed will increase in the next decade as the technology is developed.    One major advantage is that information stored in DNA has been known to survive for millions of years if kept in a cool, dark place, while most mass storage media today has a shelf life of less than...