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Living on Planet doesn't mean having secrets and strolling around in snide exuberance over other people's ignorance according to Dr. Foxy

Dr. Foxy gave a speech today that caused an outrage in the international secrecy community.  According to Dr. Foxy, there are over 1 million secrecy fanatics who believe they are the only ones to which God left a secret.  The leading doctor went on to say that it is causing "a bunch of bullshit".

"First of all, let me tell you what their secret is," said Dr. Foxy, "I don't want to keep you in suspense, which is what they do.  Well, basically, what we would call a mad scientist existed roughly 6,600 years ago."

"His name is given in various ways, but the main idea is, these names are just nicknames.  No one knows the real name of this fellow.  Also, bear in mind, people were slightly different then.  They did not die often.  If they died, they were resurrected in a pyramid using an ancient technique of DNA re-animation to regrow whole human bodies over a period of years.  They went in the pyramid dead, and walked out perfectly alive in perfect health, and met up with all their friends and family who were also killed so they could be reborn together."

"They also did not use genitalia.  It is not known if they had genitalia, but if they did have it, it was only for the obvious functions.  Nothing covert about it.  And, they had perfect harmony with nature, so that, there were none of the business you see now.  You would walk out and pick grapes, and go on your way, or eat an automatic steak.  All things were perfected to an extent that has not been seen since."

"So, along comes this character, the scientist.  He has a larger than average head.  He has a freak brain that seems to be like two brains in one.  Some believe he was a twin who devoured his sister's brain.  Others point to some mutation, or some pre-determined outcome of an even further ancient creator."

"Was he delivered by caesarian?  That is unlikely, but has been added to the story by later generations who were born through birth canals.  Remember, these beings, called the Gods, did not come in by birth, they were made in a lab."

"Our scientist wanders off on his own and discovers certain aspects of nature: the concept of opposition.  He focuses on it as the one true force, and magnifies it.  Eventually, in a breakthrough, he planned to foster a new race of creatures: mankind."

"I will not bother you now with all of the rest of the details.  He blackmails local authorities into letting him leave with his followers with funding for his project.  He procures an island, he and his loyal partisans begin work creating us, and all we know."

"So, next, he makes his term, creation.  He and the Gods, his followers.  And, it is a horrific and brutal process that you cannot get over if you ever knew exactly.  It is a terrible secret.  He basically created the first breeding program for humanity that still has traces to this day.  It is based on dark vs. light skin."

"The white skin was a mutation that was further strained by the scientist.  White ancestors lived underground for 400 years in order to get that color.  However, the freckles they have show the true color.  Our scientist raised them to be brutal and cruel."

"Movies were injected into everyone's brain in those cave days, with bats, rats, and cats.  But it was the dogs that saved them.  They were monsters, unable to stay alive on their own, and it looked like they would all die out.  But for the dog and his barks, we would all be better off.  The phrase like a bat out of hell is from those times."

"Next, thousands of years later, some exuberant, callous, ugly men began using the symbols of that experiment to begin again in the American south.  In the most prolific slave state the world has known.  Where all of America was built on the backs of black men.  It was all pre-ordained by the big headed scientist all those years back, it was his plan, for total dominance of blacks by whites.  The fruition of his plan was always known, in his day, to be a failure.  It was known the strain would not last, and at some point, it would be re-absorbed, and a time of peace would come, and a time of retribution for the white devil would certainly come."

That part, Dr. Foxy explained, is not told to the ones who spend 20 years begging old men to know more.  The old men dole out little pieces so they can stick their dicks in something, anything.  The white devil cares not a peach for goodness, and is perverted from the brain stem.  Not all whites are white devils, but you must be careful around each and every one.  Many of them hold these secrets as if they will continue on forever, and others think that eventually they will totally destroy all other races.  However, the truth is, the system has already collapsed and is only running on the fumes of the desperate dick stickers, now all on this trip are on the left-hand path by default.  They can no longer live a normal life and it is only a matter of time before they all croak and the final mystery is revealed.

Dr. Foxy says be patient.  He points to the almost demonic attack on race theory as a clue these devils are in their last days.  So much for keeping ancient secrets.

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