The Chronicles of Granny In The Bed

South has a life or death choice to make                                                   North                                                  ♠ A K Q J 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2     East                                                                                   West     ♥ A K Q J 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2                                              ♣ A K Q J 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2                                                  South                                                  ♦ A K Q J 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 The bidding: East Pass, North 6 no-trump, West 8 diamonds, South Pass, East 12 Spades, West Pass, North Pass, Wast fold, Nouth Gets up and runs, East-West looks at the time. opening lead: Ace of shovels. This happens when a new deck of cards is used and someone forgot to shuffle and cut. The dealer may also have cheated because this is a 1 in 655,013,559,600 hand. You could deal one hand every second and it would amount to the distance light travels since the

Slogans like "Man, if you need a good man you better see Stan Goodman, esquire" have been around for millions of years.  When you are officially oppressed by government employees, you tend to want the loudest mouth jerk in your corner.  You don't care that he wears leather and stands on the top of a big rig.  He fights so you don't have to, with explosives and questionable methods that may not be ethical.  That is why, this coming fall, last resort television has produced the finest reality series ever created in mankind's short and sketchy semblance toward awareness of itself. Is it going to be better than Wham!?  You bet your ass it is.  They have divided the houses roughly into two teams: asses and fat-knicks.  Team ass has only four to five members at any given time.  One actor, Bernard Standers is pretending to be an outsider to make it seem like he is going to be a good choice.  But after his name he uses the parenthetical 'a', for ass, on TV.  To