The following articles may seem like coincidences, but, upon close inspection, it is revealed quite clearly that they are anything but. It is further mostly a fact that most of them are, in fact, not factual by any stretch of the meaning of the term. We present them for your readership in the usual fashion, following a colon, to wit: Jesus was born at night in a barn to Mary in Bethlehem. Nero was born at dawn in a house to Agrippina in Antium. When Jesus was born, it was said “this is the anointed one who is born of Mary and Joseph.” When Nero was born, it was said “That nothing but what was detestable, and pernicious to the public, could ever be produced of Domitus and Agrippina.” When Jesus was born head first, three Kings attended his birthplace, and brought three gifts that they delivered to the parents: frankincense, myrrh, and gold. Afterward, they left sober and were never heard from again. When Nero was born feet first, three soldiers came to kill Nero
From within a postmodern dystopia that is doomed to extinction, we go behind the scenes to bring you the REAL conspiracy, including fresh tips for time travelers.