The Chronicles of Granny In The Bed

Startling new information came out today that was not there the day before that.  The headline: The size of the world was calculated and you are not going to believe what that number came up with. First of all, there are countless people to think.  You have Aristophanes, who first coined the term that originally referred to a penis.  Marc Antony once said that all irony is glorious until it happens to you. Who else, you have Celsus who is often confused with the temperature guru.  But, then, you have Foucault.  Don't forget Dickens, who did not introduce anything new, but he just said it in unique ways.  Then, was Queen Victoria involved? Absolutely not, she just had a lake named after her in Africa.  That would be like if Lake Superior were called Lake Dodi Fayed.  Then, you have America.  Don't forget red white blue when the main color is white, and you can say that now at a university and keep your license to kill. However, don't even think for two seconds that this wasn