Preamble We are all best friends. Credo stranger, acquaintance, friend, best friend Thoughts We remain all best friends. No one is less than best friend to anyone else. We are convinced that is the way that it must be for everything to be right. If one person is not best friends to anyone one other person, be it anybody else whatsoever, that is a technical foul on planet earth and we, the Society of Best Friends themselves, demand it be cleaned up with transparency, restraint, and accountability. We aren’t going to bow down anymore to the ones who said, look, you can’t all be best friends, that isn’t what we like. They will say, that is not the way it was before, because before that, they will go on, people were either friends or they were best friends, but there was only one best friend. They were monoamicus as well as being monotheistic. We are duotheistic, we believe there are exactly no less than two Gods of exactly equal purpose and extravagance, with equal cla
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