by Wendy Pill
Guest writer
Great companies are not just made - they are spawned from Hell. They are psychopathic super-individuals that pound everyone and everything in their sight.
Great companies are not just made - they are spawned from Hell. They are psychopathic super-individuals that pound everyone and everything in their sight.
Today, sadly, great companies are in decline with good and
bad companies making up most companies.
Though this article will not deal specifically with bad companies, it is
important to remember in the course of reading that bad companies are companies
that make great companies turn into only good companies.
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The one thing
Good companies do everything except one thing that great
companies do – great companies measure once and cut twice; three times if
necessary. They cut jobs. Should a hundred cuts be necessary, the
difference between being good and great is that the great companies will cut a
hundred while the good companies will stop after like twenty-two cuts.
Good companies merely ask what if. Then they say, if A then B. They go from A to B. Great companies ask who is in the way of
making insane money. If B is in the way,
they go around B to P and down the line. They move from A to P to Z and arrive back at B with a signed
execution order. B is usually astonished and longs for the days when a good company was the best and usually only kind of company.
Reaching A to Z
Good companies bribe on the local and state level, but great
companies blackmail and extort on the federal, global, and galactic levels. Good companies attempt to work within the
framework of society and are always vulnerable to great companies who are not
playing by any rules. Great companies
use their profits and influence to change the laws in order to increase profits
and influence. They rig the game in their favor in order to rig it more in
their favor.
Good companies have symbols ticking by in markets throughout the world and broadcast in a constant fashion, advertising their own hypocrisy embarrassingly
for all to see. Good companies consider
shareholders and public good and think seriously about sustainability.
Great companies do not exist on paper. They do not have names. They operate in the shadows, behind closed
doors, off in the corner, out of the way, in no-man’s land, in outer
space. They are secretive, covert
networks. Great companies are concerned
with only one single metric – profit per millisecond. From that sustainability follows naturally
and is taken for granted.
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A graph comparing bad, good, and great companies. Notice that great companies are significantly
more profitable than bad and good companies.
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There is a desire to be great. It is a natural and zesty passion that anyone can have but few can expand to the level of greatness. Ask yourself, do you have the fortitude to make it on the grandest scale? If the answer is no, then you should not even be considering trying for greatness. Just pack it up and go home. File for unemployment and wait out the welfare line. You are either great or dirt ass poor. The middle fell out long ago and its a long way down.
Examples of great companies:
The Fondle Hand
FGHHGF
Yellow Harp Biokinetics
Yums Tooth Cream
Welsh Elf Charters
Examples of good companies:
BlandEx
ForestTrees
Ficklecorp
Standard Line Inc.
Verizon
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Dr. Wendy Pill is a rancher, writer, and public speaker from Del Rio, Texas. She believes strongly in the right-wing conservative Christian message that we must all work terribly hard without putting much thought into it until we can die and go to heaven. She also believes strongly that homeless people are lazy and ungrateful. Dr. Pill wouldn't dream of giving up her right to carry a gun anywhere. She is also passionate about paintings by Thomas Kincade and heads the Keep Western in Country and Western movement from her living room. She is known throughout the gab circuit as being remarkably old-fashioned and steadfast in her passion to lead and sell books. We are so honored to have her share her wisdom with us.
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