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The Newest Hope: A Manifesto By Jules Trellis

A revolutionary manifesto by Jules Trellis

First of All

Few can argue that the U.S. Constitution is not the worst rag ever painted on with black dots by slave-owning colonists.  It has the worst handwriting and rudest tone.  But perhaps some of the most disgusting aspects of the constitution are its ideas.  Representative government, lets all take a break here, is not working and never has.  Oh, do not crawl into a corner and weep just yet.

So you say, while shooting at me every day from now on, that if I do not like the constitution, then what do I like?  They always pose this question - "well, then, what will you do about it?"  They always spout off the "make with the solutions" with a terrible grin and a mean spirit.  I have been kicked in the knee cap on more than a few occasions and was made to be afraid to press charges if that makes any sense or explains what I have been through.

The form of government?  I have a whole new approach.  I can fix that issue.  Tired of senators crawling out of the woodwork every five minutes with nothing but problems to mash in your face at dinnertime so that your relatives accost you with scathing, pedantic commentary?  Everyone has been there.  Sick of representatives and governors always pulling fast ones to get elected and then becoming criminal insiders who rob from the public funds and poison the waterways?  Ever heard of those kinds?  No?  Pick up any local paper, you will find at least one story like this.

Well, you are not alone.  That is a problem that has faced society since the inception of that awful institution known as democracy in ancient Greece.  That was a long time ago.  I am not sure of the date, some time before the common era.  Yeah, they had it awful too.  A tyrant, to them, was just a boss.  Nothing more.  You would say, "my tyrant has been a real asshole this moon cycle", and things like that, without batting an eye.

And Don't Forget

Those elected officials were so bad, and caused such a ruckus, that their title began to take on negative connotations.  They were given power over people and they abused it at every step.  Ever heard that story?  It is the people who elect the worst impostors of power.  That is because the people do not have the capacity to decide how to rule themselves.

It is all very simple.  And courts, they are rigged.  Juries are tampered with, cops are in oral bed with the criminals.  Half the time when you dime on a criminal, the cops tell the criminal and you face consequences on the street.  It happens 24 hours a day.  You cannot get a bail bond and these guys are buying and selling human beings on the global market at a discount rate with impunity.  You get the picture.  It would be another thing were there a shred of decency left.

Broker bankers are pyramid scam makers.  They make Joe Ponzi look like Oliver Twist.  Wall Street and all the people who work on [that street] are complicit in rigging the system gradually for over a hundred years until now, at this very moment, they own all property on the earth on paper.  I say we dump that paper in the crosscut shredder.

One person owns 99.99% of the wealth.  It is not a market.  It is a controlled fix, it is a bought outcome.  Do not be misled, the American Dream has gone to bed.

So do not come crying to me about your patriotism or your spirit of '76.  What is that, but an alcoholic, slave-owning Barbarian man in red, white, and blue blinded by his own brutality?  It is nothing to be proud of.  The foundation is a lie.

With that in mind, here is the Newest Hope in deciding how society should be guided.  Please note that, until all earth governments are fully conquered and reconstructed adequately, and all vestiges of opposition are cast underfoot in mass graves, we should be respecting the current authority structure so that the reigning powers do not take the opportunity to brand us as a criminal conspiracy, thus undermining the entire spirit of the movement.

Plan A

Every year, a new generation of young adults reach the age of majority, which is 18 years of age.  We intend to lower that to 16.  On July 4, every year, a "New Age" of young adults enters the job market.  They will be organized as a generation, a commodity as fine as any crop or rock-ore.  They are to choose among themselves once and for all their own perfect leader to begin their own journey, unfettered by mom and pop's miserable cycle of despair.

Each age group will have their own society within society.  It will be divided into four main branches of life.  Those who labor, those who organize, those who lead, and those who are at leisure.  Those are the only four modes of life that will be considered of any value in the time of the Newest Hope.  New comrades are permitted to choose their own branch after being properly guided to an appropriate fitness.

The Rigorous Divisions of Society

Each generation will have an imperial leader and four subservient leads, one chosen for each branch, called "Branch Masters".  Each branch will further be divided into four divisions, except for the Leisure Branch, which will have five divisions.  Each of those will have further "Division Masters".  All Masters will meet with the council in Rome every season to conduct the business of government.  Vacancies will be filled by vote of the assembly.

Within the Leading Branch will be four divisions: those who look to the short-term future, those who look to the past, those who see the present, and those who attempt to traverse the long-term future.

Likewise, the Labor Branch will have four divisions:  those who collect, those who protect, those who build, and those who serve the needs of others.

The Organizing Branch will be divided into four divisions also: those who solve, those who calculate, those who translate, and those who make decisions wisely.

Finally, the Leisure Branch, which is the most important branch, will be divided into 5 groups, to show that it is the number one group, because it has the most divisions, which is a sign of its greatness: those who imagine the future, those who dream for the present, those who fascinate, those who transcend thought, and those who would attempt to manifest the all encompassing ideal of total human emancipated perfection as it is known to exist in the here and now and the moment that is here and now.

Further Considerations

All ancient religious practices, being poisons to the mind and designs against the inherent moral nature of mankind, are to be considered null and void in the time of the Newest Hope.  The practice of any religion before the New Hope is to be considered an abomination and a sin against God.

The Age Masters, also called Consuls, along with the lesser masters, will convene once per season in Rome and conduct the affairs of world government.  All national governments, and the nationalities that go with them, and the nationalist ideals of any such nations, are to be considered illegal, null, and void from the start of the Newest Hope.  The world language will be English and Chinese.  The world code of conduct will be called common sense of a twelve-year-old.

Once all age groups are represented, the congregations will then vote to pick the next season's Consul for life.  If a Consul dies, the represented body will replace him or her by vote.  From then on, the people are to be separated from the voting process forever.  They will have their own freedom, and place in society, but they will not be consulted in matters of importance where misunderstanding could mean the end of society.  It is currently that way already, this would merely institute the idea openly.

This solution will solve the age old problem of letting a baker have an opinion about what the army bombs or does not bomb when the baker is at the oven all day long and nowhere near, or having never heard of, the candidate city for a particular bombing campaign.  It is ludicrous that sports players are consulted on matters of world importance when they cannot even carry their own ball right nine times out of ten.

All genders are equal.  All payrolls will be required to pay men and women equal pay.  Discrepancies are to be paid directly to the offended party to offset the damage along with a punitive stipend to be determined by a committee of select persons.  Speaking out in public of a person's sexual preferences or a group of people's sexual natures, when said preference and natures do not include you the speaker personally and directly, will be a criminal as well as civil offense punishable by imprisonment and punitive fees paid to the victim by wage garnishment.

Biased discrimination of any kind will result in official state-mandated social sanctions against the offending party.  The only metric that will matter will be the merit of an individual, and not the color, or size, or shape, or gender, or any other quality that is not related to the fundamental question: "who will do the best job?"  Systematic abuses of this principle are to be considered among the most heinous of crimes against society.

Honorable Mentions

Violent offenders are to be removed from their home nation and marooned abroad for life.  Non-violent offenses will no longer allow for incarceration, but social sanctions may be used if said sanctions are considered reasonable by the most unreasonable person around.

All corporations will absorb immediately into public holding conglomerates for an immediate assessment of needs and wants, viability studies, and a righting of any past wrong(s) committed by the corporation over the course of the last 100 years and no less.  CEO's of all corporations are to be incarcerated automatically.

Universities will be the only independent organizations in the land.  Education is to be mandatory, free, and compulsory.  Children are to be trained from an early age how to act in decent society.  Manners are to once again become an institution in civilization for people to practice, and not just a thing hypocrites use to advance their own personal agenda.

Censorship in the Newest Hope

Banning or preventing the free use of, or infringing in any way the distribution of, any book or document, whether spoken, written or in digital form, containing more than one sentence in any language, or any diagram that presents information, whether using a known alphabet or any other graphic or audible representation of ideas, is to be punishable by instant death.

Freedom of speech will be unlimited, except to those who would use their freedom of speech to infringe on or otherwise damage the freedoms of another individual or group in society.  Such speech shall be considered separate and different, shall be a crime, and shall bear a punishment up to and including life and death in prison.

We can begin as early as this year if we have enough support.  If you could just send me a dollar or two, I think we would have enough.  That is why I am calling on all readers of this op-ed to please call their neighbors and friends with the good news - The Newest Hope is coming soon.





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