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Politics in Texas

A herd of cowboy hats in a Cadillac convertible with Bull horns on the hood drive up shooting shotguns in the air, and screaming "whiskey whiskey whiskey!!!"

Chug their bottles and throw them violently in the driveway, pissed, shooting the broken glass.

"Fuck you goddamn Yankee piece of shit bourbon!"

"How do you like me now?"

"Not at all."

"Everything bigger in this here place."

"You know what ain't bigger ?"

"Nope.  Couldn't be anything in Texas."

"The minds, Harold, the minds."

"What a god awful thing to say.  Sumbitch.  Remember the Alamo."

"Remember that the earth is more than 6000 years old.  Teach it to your babies, Harry you goddamn lightweight."

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