Amid confusion, executives explained the term "dropping" means that the album WILL be available, not that it has been dropped from release. To clarify, the record will be available for purchase. I was told to make that point loud and clear for the audience.
HH has captured the sound of the Cocteau Twins caught off guard by Sting and The Police all while the state of California, who has elected the Flock of Seagulls as its supreme court, refuses to let anyone have an abortion without a fathers’ consent. They would later clarify that the father "must also be a man who is born with a male penis who must also possess at least 51% Y Chromosomes".
“We figured we’d just go with what we had,” said bassist Willetta Barnfurd, “Plussed Monica had a new sort of anti-everything approach. She plays heavy, then melodic, followed by heavy, then melodic. Before you know it, it’s heavy again, I’m talking loud, buzzing, heavy, like just this loud, heavy, like heavy, words can’t describe... like, but, more heavy than before, then, then, melodic. It’s very Bauhaus meets The Peanuts. If you listen “call-o-sully”, you can hear it by track three. After that I don’t remember what we put down. Fsh. My own name is cloudy, Buck or something? But I know we saw the mountaintop with this vehicle. The fucking mountaintop for goddamn sure one way or another.”
“I bought a bag of spicy Jeru then bought too bags two. In fact,” said Bella B. Damm, lead singer and front piece for the post-punk neo-grung newest no wave neau-vante-noise trio from Pleasanton, Texas off Bensdale road, “we also had a ranch, some trailers, that a dude who they call Span lent us while he traveled to get his sister out of the farm in Karma, Mississippi. We stayed on for three more years when he was arrested and sentenced, charged with asking too many questions. We just went through guys like leather, before we were done I had a strange itch I never had before, just like leather. New bags… Bags had replaced the bags from before. Bags should have been the title.”
“The original title of the project was Bags because of all the Jeru going through Span’s Ranch,” said Heartfelt Johnson, head of grooming at Ham Records, “I enticed, ere bribed, them with more bags to get the name In Hell. I think it is appropriate. Hell was once known as a bad place to go before it was gentrified in the 20’s. It sort of reminds you of how Hitler goes about his days now, in fond memories of the Berlin pavement.”
“They haven’t told me happy holidays,” said Janetta Konrad, founding member who was ‘asked to leave’ pending the feeling that she was "being a tool bitch hag", "stuck up axle" and "the whore entitled" after her arrest for indecent exposure to a homeless man near Tab Hill, which she refused to testify against herself. This lead to a public outcry.
The band wanted to keep her, but they had warned Konrad already ten times to stop with the exhibitions in public to homeless gentleman.
“Plus, She had taken it way too far when she started using fans for seat cushions, " said Plussed Monica on lead guitar, "We had to do something, soft-a-rain citizens were going dandercover with camerots to catch her doing it so they could demoralize our message of hope, I guess. Fuck no, I don’t care. You can’t kill the music pig. Tell them for me.”
“I think it is... it makes me feel sad inside. I feel like the Hitler’s are getting rutch off my name, frankly. It was me who came up with the name Homesick Hitler. They wanted to call us Homeless Hitler, but I held my ground, like fashism, really, when you think about it, is the same thing. Just like the band, you see that? I was the leading person, instrumental, uh... to design the whole style of the f-ing esss band! And they fucking won’t return my calls? I’m in the farm, Marvin. I’m in fucking jail, Marvin. Okay? Marvin, you call it correctional? Mr. Rothcloud of Tab Hill exposed himself to me first! What WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO!!!!???? The others were simply telling fibs to suit the mainstream media, of course.”
Thanks for finally writing about >"Homesick Hitler In Hell" <Loved it!
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