Dr. Foxy says he has 800 million points of data for every point of data Cambridge Analytics has on poor people

Dr. Foxy spoke at a news conference Umpday, giving a clear picture of his newest goals.

"I want to eliminate packaging that is too difficult to unwrap," Dr. Foxy screamed standing just outside his copter in Bristol, "I bought an ounce of cannabis Twiceday, and get it right, that motherfucker was a holocaust to open.  It was Adolf Hitler's dream packaging.  This is how it started in Berlin, with the cellophane just a little bit wrapped too tightly, until the kiddies, poor kids, think of the kids killed by Nazis."

When asked what he meant, Dr. Foxy in typical style refused to mince terms.

"If you are asking questions, you are probably a Gestapo, so I would be careful," said Dr. Foxy while chewing off the end of a giant cigar and spitting the end out until it landed in his beard, "A query is right out of the textbook of the NDSAP, the National German Worker's Party.  Every heard of it?  Nazis used a swastika for their badge.  It all started the same way.  One day, a good looking Jew bought a sandwich bag filled with cannabis flower.  Sticky and full of trichomes, make no mistake, this is exactly what happened, but the Nazi tied it down so much, and when he went to open the bag, it all fell out in the Blue Ocean."

"Why aren't there more oceans called the Blue Ocean?  Seems like the most obvious name for any ocean, the same reason a turquoise is called turquoise, the same reason an orange is called an orange, it all makes sense now to you I bet, I can see some of the light across your eyes.  Oh, that was a bomb."

"Exactly the kind of things that happened before Kristallnacht.  This is the same sort of thing, here, look at it, replace a broken bag with a broken window.  This is all the same things.  Therefore, I am banning all packaging of any kind.  Unless it can be opened more easily than the flip of the wrist.  So, the rule of thumb is that you must be able to snap your fingers, and if the bag or box or even whatever else, this applies to every package, even vehicles count as packages, this is a broad-based bill.  At the end of the day, it says, Nazis lost the war.  Quit saying they won."

"Dr. Foxy," said a meek voice in the front row, "what do you say to someone who says the Nazis won the war?"

"I say no they didn't because look at it."

"Fine," said the voice, "but, what do you say to those who look at it, and still have the same conclusion on their mind?"

"I say you have violated the packaging laws of 2203! and prosecution could be.  Oh, I see the authorities are already apprehending you now."

As the person was escorted away, Dr. Foxy told me I cannot mention their name because Adolf Hitler himself would name him.  The person was later perfectly healthy with no ill effects it is just that none of his known acquaintances could pinpoint exactly where he went to.  However, Dr. Foxy again pointed out that under Nazi Rule this all could have been predicted: Hitler was very keen to play up stories where someone wandered off and was in perfect health.

"None of this makes any sense," said the meek voice right before they left with the help of the flanksman.

Dr. Foxy was nonplussed.  He sat down and began to light his cigar, and it took him about 9 minutes because the wind was 36 mph.  The same as it was that day at the beer hall in November 1923.