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Dr. Foxy shows up in Glenhurst section of Oklahoma City to explain how he can do whatever he wants and it doesn't matter anymore

"I've reached the point where I do not have to be concerned about my future because it is already set," explained Dr. Foxy at the community kiosk on Fortage Street, "I have been there, I have seen it, and there is no longer any sort of requirement that I do anything.  In other words, I have it made."

Chiropractor Dr. Doxy who was in the audience as usual had a few comments to make after the broadcast performance on a 5x5 stage.

"That was a soapbox," said Dr. Doxy, grabbing at his thighs to wipe off the grease from an over made City Burger, which has a promotion, you buy one City Burger, you get your second City Burger at regular price plus a little more, "I just came to eat, I had no idea Rudimentis would be giving a talk, that old windstalker."

"Here is what I mean," said Dr. Foxy, as the cars whistled by going down Fortage to the onramp, "I, unlike you, have enough foresight that I have seen the next 100 years.  I don't therefore have to parse out details like which sox to wear, how many rings to ensconce on my dripping rich fingers, this is et cetera, et cetera.  You get the drift.  I am not going to worry about any of my actions, you see.  Because even moral concerns are no longer valid by my extrapolations."

The crowd was dumbfounded at the word extrapolation.  An extrapolation is a prediction.  It is looking into the future with data, and finding key insights into the patterns.  It is statistics turned on its nose, and built out, Dr. Foxy says nobody can understand it like he does.

"I am the only one who knows the math," Dr. Foxy pointed out to a surprised group as he looked toward the onramp itself, which was now starting to pile up, "the last thing I want to say, before I have to go for on a break, is that I know the math, they won't listen everytime I tell them, but it doesn't matter anymore to begin with."

Next, Dr. Foxy began his walk down the aisle of the cars, 4 lanes, and all perfectly ready to give their freedom papers over to Dr. Foxy's boot.

"Do you see what he is doing," said Dr. Doxy, somewhat agitated and swatting at gnats, "he is just bilking those people of their freedom papers!  Those green things are the only thing holding down the ship, you see, and he is just a circus barker who went to sea.  I want to go on television and say something but they won't let me."

UPDATE: Dr. Foxy left Oklahoma City and went to Fresno, California.  No, he did not go to Enid and have anything to do with what happened there the same day.  Even Dr. Doxy agrees with me, that Dr. Foxy just went to Fresno, and he was never in Enid that day when all that stuff happened that nobody knows about.

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